🌵 “Don’t Be a Prick” Ceramic Planter with Bamboo Tray
A tiny pot with a big attitude. Perfect for succulents, cacti, and people who need reminders.
Looking for the best funny plant pot or a sassy succulent gift that gets a laugh every single time? Meet your new bestseller. This sublimation-ready ceramic planter turns any plant into a whole personality. . .especially the prickly ones.
✔️ Perfect Small Size, Big Sass
Compact and cute at 2.76” tall × 2.95” wide, with a 3” bamboo tray. Ideal for desks, windowsills, nightstands, and anywhere a little chaos and charm are welcome.
✔️ Designed for Real Plant Parents
Includes a drainage hole (because plants deserve better than swamp life) and a matching bamboo drip tray to keep things neat while your cactus judges everyone in the room.
🎁 The Perfect Spicy Little Gift
Give it to:
   •   Friends who love plants but hate people
   •   Coworkers who could really use the message
   •   That one gay bestie who thrives on aesthetic shade 🌈
   •   Housewarming, office décor, birthdays, or “Hey, stop being rude” moments
It’s a funny cactus pot, a trending plant lover gift, and a cheeky home décor piece all in one.
*plant not included.