🌵 “Not a Hugger.” Ceramic Succulent Planter with Bamboo Tray
Boundaries, but make it décor.
For the introverts, the side-huggers, and anyone who flinches at the words “come here.” This “Not a Hugger.” planter says it all—politely, clearly, and with just the right amount of attitude.
Perfect for cacti, succulents, or any plant that also prefers personal space, this pot brings humor and modern style to desks, shelves, offices, and homes that value consent and clean design.
✔️ Small Size, Strong Message
Measures 2.76” tall × 2.95” wide, paired with a 3” bamboo tray. Compact enough for tight spaces, bold enough to set expectations immediately.
✔️ Designed for Happy Plants
Includes a drainage hole to prevent overwatering and a bamboo catch tray to protect your surfaces—because messes are also not being hugged.
🌱 Bonus Plant Logic
Succulents and cacti are low-maintenance, air-freshening little icons. They absorb small amounts of indoor toxins and release oxygen (some even at night). Do they fix everything? No. Do they quietly improve the vibe without touching you? Yes.
🎁 Perfect Gift For
   •   Introverts and boundary-setters
   •   Office desks with rules
   •   Housewarmings, coworkers, therapists’ offices
   •   Anyone who prefers plants over people
A minimalist planter with maximum personality—funny, functional, and refreshingly honest
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